omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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