I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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