you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
there is puke in my bra ... again
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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