I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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