my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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