I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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