butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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