So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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