The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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