dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
