You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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