and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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