singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You don't make any sense
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