How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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