HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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