I'm so fucking centered right now
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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