I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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