But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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