I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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