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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava

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• (530): View more from California

  I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

  (406): View more from Montana

  YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.

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