She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction