$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that