I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell