So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.