help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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