I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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