For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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