i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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