I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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