Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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