Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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