chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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