I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
dude. I can hear the air.
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