oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
well, you know. whores of a feather.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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