How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Sext me about skeletons
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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