Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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