thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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