Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
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My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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