So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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