Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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