dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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