I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I believe in your delicious
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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