I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Bring me that man meat
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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