The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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