I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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