I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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