If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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