she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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