Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
