Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's intense
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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