Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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