mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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