is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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