Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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