If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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