I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you guys were way drunker than both of me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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